Thursday, November 29, 2007

Things that I Love (Part One)

On the plane ride home from Utah I sat quietly (in seat 33C in case you were curious) and drank my coke. I thought to myself “geez, this coke tastes good.” And it did.

I love airplane soda. Why is it that coke always tastes better several miles above the earth’s crust? Is it the clear sacrement-sized plastic cup? Does the altitude somehow magnify the sensitivity of one’s taste buds? Do the airplane ice cubes add a pleasant flavor to your drink? (By the way, on Oprah I learned that airplane ice cubes contain an unusually high amount of bacteria. I told Ryan this and it ruined his life. He no longer drinks airplane soda. I just choose not to think of this while drinking my icy coke. Bacteria shmackteria)

While sitting in 33C, and enjoying my coke, I thought upon other things that I love… things that other people might think strange… things that make me the woman that I am. Namely:

-Q-tips. Few things are as satisfying as a successful ear excavation... but I shouldn't have told you that. That is gross.

-Cattle Guards. A Robinson family tradition is saluting every time we drive over a “guard.” I was shocked to learn, recently, that not everyone does this. They should…out of respect for the guard (and the cattle).

-MAC makeup. I don’t know or care whether this product is actually better in quality than other products. It just makes me feel cool when I use it. I feel superior to those who do not wear it.

-Celebrity gossip. Who is dating who, who is in rehab, who has a bad haircut...

-Throwing stuff away… but I already went into that.

-Target.

-Looking at amusement parks. I don’t actually have to go in the park to get a thrill. I beg Ryan slow the car down every time we pass one. I look at the roller coasters and imagine how much fun it would to ride them. It’s almost as good as the real thing. Talk about a “cheap date.”

5 comments:

Kristy said...

Yess! We like totally are. And I told my aunt the other day how much y'all like MAC and she said, "Wow, they must be really good makeup artists," and I said, "Yes, they really are." And you are.

Steph said...

Oh how alike we are...Q-Tips are one of my favorite things and I am a firm believer that McDonalds Diet Coke is the best...mmmmmmm...and I have a secret love affair with Target!!!! :) Love ya girl! Tell Breanna I say howdy!

The Powells said...

Of course you can come visit us in Germany! We're trying to get as many people to come and visit at possible. We will have a blast!!!

Jessie Nielson said...

I am the same way about MAC makeup. I have enough eyeshadow to open up my own store. Jay thinks it's pretty excessive, but I love every color! You and I have so much in common. I think you rock!

Heather and Trevor said...

I am such a Target Bum it is not even FUnny!! Ok maybe a little. LOVE IT!!